haha, this is for Gilberto

This chicken goes into a library and says to the Librarian, "Bawk" in a high pitched chicken's squawk. The librarian looks down, says "Oh, you want a book?", and gives the chicken a book. The chicken walks out the door with the book but is back in five minutes, drops the book in front of the Librarian, and says "Bawk, bawk." The Librarian says, "Oh, you want two books?" and gives the chicken two books. The chicken walks out the door with the two books. Five minutes later, the chicken is back, drops the books in front of the Librarian, and says, "Bawk, bawk, bawk." The Librarian says, "Oh, you want three books now?" and gives the chicken three books. The chicken walks out with the three books. This time the Librarian follows the chicken to see where the chicken is going. The chicken walks down to the pond below the Library and drops the books, one at a time, in front of a big bull frog. The frog looks at the books as they drop and says, in his deep bullfrog voice, "Red-it, red-it, red-it."

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